Professor at one of the IIM`s (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" -
That`s Direct Marketing
2. You`re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He`s very rich. Marry him." -
That`s Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I`m very rich. Marry me." -
That`s Telemarketing
4. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I`m rich. Will you marry me?" –
That`s Public Relations
5. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" –
That`s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
That`s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -
That`s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I`m rich. Will you
marry me?" and she goes with him –
That`s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I`m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. –
That`s restriction for entering new markets
“Just for Fun”
Suresh D
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" -
That`s Direct Marketing
2. You`re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He`s very rich. Marry him." -
That`s Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I`m very rich. Marry me." -
That`s Telemarketing
4. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I`m rich. Will you marry me?" –
That`s Public Relations
5. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" –
That`s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
That`s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -
That`s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I`m rich. Will you
marry me?" and she goes with him –
That`s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I`m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. –
That`s restriction for entering new markets
“Just for Fun”
Suresh D
